people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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