how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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