I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?