In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.