she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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