Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Still dying that you shit outside
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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