so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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