you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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