Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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