Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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