Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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