Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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