I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wish i was in the wii world.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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