If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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