Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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