I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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