Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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