Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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