I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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