i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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