i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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