oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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