Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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