Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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