She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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