That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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