I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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