North Korea, Best Korea!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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