Define "chronic" masturbator.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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