another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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