I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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