sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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