We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
