I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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