yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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