i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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