it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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