your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ketchup is God's man juice
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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