just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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