If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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