just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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