I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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