JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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