stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she looked like the before picture.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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