so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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