the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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