How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
