You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I can't turn off my feet"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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