If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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