Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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