i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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