Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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