He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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