So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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