I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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