How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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