Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
The feeling are messing with the penis
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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