We won't sleep together?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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