You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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